“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”
“How do you identify?”
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
“There’s nothing wrong with being a slut”
I think I need these people to adopt me as their granddaughter okay
I love old people. They say the most naughty and raunchy things and it’s hilarious.
“Ill be sexual until the day I die”
SO RELEVANT TO SATURDAY NIGHT
I love old people!
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
Humans are cowards in the face of happiness. It takes courage to hold on to happiness.
Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever. We made love just looking at them.